... if the bird wasn't here, I would almost be tempted to file some kind of assault and battery charge.

[ actually, he probably should do that anyway. arrest all cranes! ]

But I have some different foods. Perhaps it will eat that goldfish you mentioned, but if that doesn't work, I have Goldfish. We can save the big fish for last, okay?

[ he opens up the one pack to reveal some goldfish. aquarium size. nice and small. probably decent for a crane? ]

You should probably feed it.