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optimistical) wrote2017-08-24 07:39 am
optimistical) wrote2017-08-24 07:39 am
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[ WHY DOES SHE CALL HIM DARLING AND MY LOVE don't give naegi dokis (would he even know that ayano is dating naoto, i wonder) ]
Sure! I never mind helping out a friend ٩(◕‿◕)۶
What is it?
Sure! I never mind helping out a friend ٩(◕‿◕)۶
What is it?
[ i can't believe this, i knew this thread was going to be horrible like all of their threads but this went south so fast ]
Yeah! Anything that I can help w
Yeah! Anything that I can help w
THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU TRUST ME COMPLETELY WHEN THERE'S BLACKMAILING INVOLVED
That's like the opposite of trust
That's like the opposite of trust
This
This sounds less like you want my help and more like you're trying to hurt my feelings and ego
This sounds less like you want my help and more like you're trying to hurt my feelings and ego
I'm trapped in my pool
Thankfully i have a waterproof Apple Watch (it capitalized Apple Watch, branding these days am i right naegi my darling) so i can call for help (you)
I fell off of the ladder trying to get in and my leg got caught behind it so I'm upside down half in the pool half out of the pool and I'm really hungry and its getting hard to stay buoyant i dont have the core strength for this
Also some of my hair is caught in the water jet
I'm dying please help me
Thankfully i have a waterproof Apple Watch (it capitalized Apple Watch, branding these days am i right naegi my darling) so i can call for help (you)
I fell off of the ladder trying to get in and my leg got caught behind it so I'm upside down half in the pool half out of the pool and I'm really hungry and its getting hard to stay buoyant i dont have the core strength for this
Also some of my hair is caught in the water jet
I'm dying please help me
AYANO
YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THAT FIRST
I'M ON MY WAY I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN
YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THAT FIRST
I'M ON MY WAY I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN
you're gonna have to hop the fence into my yard
Its like 8ft high you might wanna bring a step stool
And bring a swimsuit!!!
Also please hurry lmao
[that's a joke, probably. In the event that Naegi is somehow able to make it over the fence of doom at her place, he will indeed find Ayano hanging pathetically upside down from one leg attached to the ladder that sits above a large above ground pool at the end of a wooden deck. She's able to keep herself above water (and from all her blood rushing to her head), but it's a bit of a struggle. She's flailing around a bit dramatically at the time he arrives.
At least she's wearing one of those more modest two piece suits, the kind with the shorts.]
Its like 8ft high you might wanna bring a step stool
And bring a swimsuit!!!
Also please hurry lmao
[that's a joke, probably. In the event that Naegi is somehow able to make it over the fence of doom at her place, he will indeed find Ayano hanging pathetically upside down from one leg attached to the ladder that sits above a large above ground pool at the end of a wooden deck. She's able to keep herself above water (and from all her blood rushing to her head), but it's a bit of a struggle. She's flailing around a bit dramatically at the time he arrives.
At least she's wearing one of those more modest two piece suits, the kind with the shorts.]
[ NAEGI DEFINITELY WASTES NO TIME TRYING TO GET THERE ASAP i can't believe that ayano was casually texting and also trying to blackmail naegi while she was close to drowning... i love her. anyway, naegi does heed her advice and brings a stool with him. not a step stool, a literal stool that he has because that's all he got. he's not particularly a wealthy man with a lot of things... he also doesn't bring a swimsuit, just showing up in the simple hoodie t-shirt and jeans he was wearing when she texted him. he has no time to get changed into a swimsuit when she might drown?! ]
[ he's fumbling to get over the fence, one foot on the stool he brought and the other foot on the fence itself, ready to jump over. he yells out first because holy shit ]
Ayano?! Are you still there?!
[ DON'T TELL HIM THAT YOU ALREADY DIED ]
[ he's fumbling to get over the fence, one foot on the stool he brought and the other foot on the fence itself, ready to jump over. he yells out first because holy shit ]
Ayano?! Are you still there?!
[ DON'T TELL HIM THAT YOU ALREADY DIED ]
I'm here! [She waves halfheartedly from the pool, where she's floating up against the side.]
Just..you know, concentrating on floating, instead of dying...
Wait, I mean, I'm just "hanging around", ahaha...ha...[the heat is totally not making her go insane. This is just how she is.]
Can you come use your big strong manly arms to get my leg out from behind the ladder?
I've been here for a while. [yeah, there's a lot of sunburn here]
Just..you know, concentrating on floating, instead of dying...
Wait, I mean, I'm just "hanging around", ahaha...ha...[the heat is totally not making her go insane. This is just how she is.]
Can you come use your big strong manly arms to get my leg out from behind the ladder?
I've been here for a while. [yeah, there's a lot of sunburn here]
I'm coming!
[ naegi is kind of panicked about all this so that when be tries to jump over the fence, he lands on his hands and knees. he winces a bit but he wastes no time to run on over to the pool ladder that has ayano trapped. he... doesn't exactly know what he's doing but he'll see if he can somehow free ayano's leg from the ladder without hurting her (though if she falls into the water, hey, not his fault) ]
H-Here, I'll get you free in a sec!
[ naegi is kind of panicked about all this so that when be tries to jump over the fence, he lands on his hands and knees. he winces a bit but he wastes no time to run on over to the pool ladder that has ayano trapped. he... doesn't exactly know what he's doing but he'll see if he can somehow free ayano's leg from the ladder without hurting her (though if she falls into the water, hey, not his fault) ]
H-Here, I'll get you free in a sec!
[theres a large splash as the miracle boy himself manages to wrest her free from the evil pool ladder. More splashes follow (rip naegi's clothes and hair) as she swims over to the side of the pool and leans over it, breathing a sigh of relief.]
Thanks, Mac...[Mac!?]
I know I probably should've called the police instead of a thin art boy but I literally would die if a bunch of handsome firefighters with beautiful families showed up to rescue me and I became a conversation topic at dinner. [a splash of frustration!]
I'm so pruney!
Thanks, Mac...[Mac!?]
I know I probably should've called the police instead of a thin art boy but I literally would die if a bunch of handsome firefighters with beautiful families showed up to rescue me and I became a conversation topic at dinner. [a splash of frustration!]
I'm so pruney!
[ rip naegi's clothes and hair indeed because they become soaked from all the splashing. he looks like a soaked dog but his ahoge somehow still manages to stand up. it's weird and i'm still glad that i paid good points to regain it. ]
[ he kneels down so he can talk to ayano on a more even level ]
I know it can be embarrassing but that was really dangerous for you to hang like that. What if I didn't respond to your text in time? Or no one was around to help?
[ he kneels down so he can talk to ayano on a more even level ]
I know it can be embarrassing but that was really dangerous for you to hang like that. What if I didn't respond to your text in time? Or no one was around to help?
[ Daisuke woke up feeling abnormally hot. Like, actually hot. In truth, he was thinking about possible future dates with Chiyo and would it be romantic... Maybe they can see fireworks together at Tanabata or something? Anyway, these kinds of pure shoujo thoughts and such triggered Daisuke's now love gene that transforms him into Dark. Makes his body feel stupidly hot as if he caught a fever, but only momentarily.
It's the morning on the weekend and Daisuke feels bothered by the lingering heat, and doesn't realize that he transformed even though his purple hair is a complete mess. He's a bit half-asleep to fully notice.
He gets out of his room in his sleepwear, a t-shirt and comfortable long pants, to go for a cup of water in the kitchen. He passes by Naegi and gives a short wave as he passes by. ]
'Morning.
It's the morning on the weekend and Daisuke feels bothered by the lingering heat, and doesn't realize that he transformed even though his purple hair is a complete mess. He's a bit half-asleep to fully notice.
He gets out of his room in his sleepwear, a t-shirt and comfortable long pants, to go for a cup of water in the kitchen. He passes by Naegi and gives a short wave as he passes by. ]
'Morning.
Edited 2018-07-02 19:15 (UTC)
[ naegi was already up and dressed in the living room by the time that daisuke(?) came out of his room. even if naegi wins a lot of his money at the local casinos around the city, he still needs to have some sort of stable income coming in so he was going to head out to his job. at least that was the plan until this mysterious man came walking by. ]
Morn--
Morn--
[ and this would be the fastest double take you'd ever see without someone breaking their neck. naegi's response was automatic, being so used to reply to daisuke in the morning so he didn't even think twice about responding until he looks up and saw the strange man walking past him and everything just shuts down. ]
[ holy shit holy shit it's an intruder and naegi's gotta be the one to deal with it because he's the oniichan ]
Ah-- ahhhh!
[ and the only way that he can think about dealing with an intruder so sucker punching the man in the back of the head. of course, this would have gone very differently if this was the original au naegi, more willing to maybe talk it out or call the cops, but not in this new au. not when he's been taught that if someone comes into your home to take your stuff, you should probably deal with it right away. ]
[ holy shit holy shit it's an intruder and naegi's gotta be the one to deal with it because he's the oniichan ]
Ah-- ahhhh!
[ and the only way that he can think about dealing with an intruder so sucker punching the man in the back of the head. of course, this would have gone very differently if this was the original au naegi, more willing to maybe talk it out or call the cops, but not in this new au. not when he's been taught that if someone comes into your home to take your stuff, you should probably deal with it right away. ]
[ It's unfortunate that Daisuke is half-asleep. Even if he could avoid death traps just as he wakes up in his memories, he doesn't have much of an experience here. Memories will be memories, and punches will be punches--which he is rightfully receiving to the--well, side of his head. Thanks, height difference and momentary head turning.
He lets out a sharp hiss of pain as he holds his right cheek. Daisuke feels like he can't speak and is that--yeah, that's blood. What a wake up call. That really hurts. His eyes are wide open now and what is this purple thing--it's just his hair.
Wait, why is it his hair?
He doesn't think too much about it right now, because pain. Pain is the only thing that is overloading his brain right now. He's just holding his face and staring at Naegi, looking so betrayed and confused.
??? ]
He lets out a sharp hiss of pain as he holds his right cheek. Daisuke feels like he can't speak and is that--yeah, that's blood. What a wake up call. That really hurts. His eyes are wide open now and what is this purple thing--it's just his hair.
Wait, why is it his hair?
He doesn't think too much about it right now, because pain. Pain is the only thing that is overloading his brain right now. He's just holding his face and staring at Naegi, looking so betrayed and confused.
??? ]
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