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makoto ❝bullshit talents❞ naegi ([personal profile] optimistical) wrote2017-08-24 07:39 am
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makoto naegi
Hey, it's Makoto. Sorry but I can't pick up right now, so leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks!


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kagepuro: Hey. I made this. (13)

[personal profile] kagepuro 2018-06-29 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
ITS A PROTECTIVE MEASURE TO ENSURE NO ONE GOES BLABBING ABOUT ANY COMPROMISING POSITIONS I MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN AT THE MOMENT

I TRUST YOU COMPLETELY
But also
Just in case......
kagepuro: Hey. I made this. (17)

[personal profile] kagepuro 2018-06-29 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE PROVIDED YOU STAY YOUR WONDERFUL SELF

I think it's also that you're so embarrassing that it's impossible to be embarrassed in front of you
kagepuro: Hey. I made this. (13)

[personal profile] kagepuro 2018-06-29 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
no please my life depends on you right now

I'm basically dangling upside down
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[personal profile] kagepuro 2018-06-29 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trapped in my pool

Thankfully i have a waterproof Apple Watch (it capitalized Apple Watch, branding these days am i right naegi my darling) so i can call for help (you)

I fell off of the ladder trying to get in and my leg got caught behind it so I'm upside down half in the pool half out of the pool and I'm really hungry and its getting hard to stay buoyant i dont have the core strength for this

Also some of my hair is caught in the water jet

I'm dying please help me

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[personal profile] kagepuro 2018-06-29 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
you're gonna have to hop the fence into my yard

Its like 8ft high you might wanna bring a step stool

And bring a swimsuit!!!

Also please hurry lmao


[that's a joke, probably. In the event that Naegi is somehow able to make it over the fence of doom at her place, he will indeed find Ayano hanging pathetically upside down from one leg attached to the ladder that sits above a large above ground pool at the end of a wooden deck. She's able to keep herself above water (and from all her blood rushing to her head), but it's a bit of a struggle. She's flailing around a bit dramatically at the time he arrives.

At least she's wearing one of those more modest two piece suits, the kind with the shorts.]
kagepuro: Hey. I made this. (18)

[personal profile] kagepuro 2018-06-29 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm here! [She waves halfheartedly from the pool, where she's floating up against the side.]

Just..you know, concentrating on floating, instead of dying...

Wait, I mean, I'm just "hanging around", ahaha...ha...[the heat is totally not making her go insane. This is just how she is.]

Can you come use your big strong manly arms to get my leg out from behind the ladder?

I've been here for a while. [yeah, there's a lot of sunburn here]
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[personal profile] kagepuro 2018-07-01 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[theres a large splash as the miracle boy himself manages to wrest her free from the evil pool ladder. More splashes follow (rip naegi's clothes and hair) as she swims over to the side of the pool and leans over it, breathing a sigh of relief.]

Thanks, Mac...[Mac!?]

I know I probably should've called the police instead of a thin art boy but I literally would die if a bunch of handsome firefighters with beautiful families showed up to rescue me and I became a conversation topic at dinner. [a splash of frustration!]

I'm so pruney!