Thankfully i have a waterproof Apple Watch (it capitalized Apple Watch, branding these days am i right naegi my darling) so i can call for help (you)
I fell off of the ladder trying to get in and my leg got caught behind it so I'm upside down half in the pool half out of the pool and I'm really hungry and its getting hard to stay buoyant i dont have the core strength for this
Its like 8ft high you might wanna bring a step stool
And bring a swimsuit!!!
Also please hurry lmao
[that's a joke, probably. In the event that Naegi is somehow able to make it over the fence of doom at her place, he will indeed find Ayano hanging pathetically upside down from one leg attached to the ladder that sits above a large above ground pool at the end of a wooden deck. She's able to keep herself above water (and from all her blood rushing to her head), but it's a bit of a struggle. She's flailing around a bit dramatically at the time he arrives.
At least she's wearing one of those more modest two piece suits, the kind with the shorts.]
[ NAEGI DEFINITELY WASTES NO TIME TRYING TO GET THERE ASAP i can't believe that ayano was casually texting and also trying to blackmail naegi while she was close to drowning... i love her. anyway, naegi does heed her advice and brings a stool with him. not a step stool, a literal stool that he has because that's all he got. he's not particularly a wealthy man with a lot of things... he also doesn't bring a swimsuit, just showing up in the simple hoodie t-shirt and jeans he was wearing when she texted him. he has no time to get changed into a swimsuit when she might drown?! ]
[ he's fumbling to get over the fence, one foot on the stool he brought and the other foot on the fence itself, ready to jump over. he yells out first because holy shit ]
[ naegi is kind of panicked about all this so that when be tries to jump over the fence, he lands on his hands and knees. he winces a bit but he wastes no time to run on over to the pool ladder that has ayano trapped. he... doesn't exactly know what he's doing but he'll see if he can somehow free ayano's leg from the ladder without hurting her (though if she falls into the water, hey, not his fault) ]
[theres a large splash as the miracle boy himself manages to wrest her free from the evil pool ladder. More splashes follow (rip naegi's clothes and hair) as she swims over to the side of the pool and leans over it, breathing a sigh of relief.]
Thanks, Mac...[Mac!?]
I know I probably should've called the police instead of a thin art boy but I literally would die if a bunch of handsome firefighters with beautiful families showed up to rescue me and I became a conversation topic at dinner. [a splash of frustration!]
[ rip naegi's clothes and hair indeed because they become soaked from all the splashing. he looks like a soaked dog but his ahoge somehow still manages to stand up. it's weird and i'm still glad that i paid good points to regain it. ]
[ he kneels down so he can talk to ayano on a more even level ]
I know it can be embarrassing but that was really dangerous for you to hang like that. What if I didn't respond to your text in time? Or no one was around to help?
doneeeeeee
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I TRUST YOU COMPLETELY
But also
Just in case......
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That's like the opposite of trust
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I think it's also that you're so embarrassing that it's impossible to be embarrassed in front of you
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This sounds less like you want my help and more like you're trying to hurt my feelings and ego
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I'm basically dangling upside down
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All right... What is it?
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Thankfully i have a waterproof Apple Watch (it capitalized Apple Watch, branding these days am i right naegi my darling) so i can call for help (you)
I fell off of the ladder trying to get in and my leg got caught behind it so I'm upside down half in the pool half out of the pool and I'm really hungry and its getting hard to stay buoyant i dont have the core strength for this
Also some of my hair is caught in the water jet
I'm dying please help me
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YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THAT FIRST
I'M ON MY WAY I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN
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Its like 8ft high you might wanna bring a step stool
And bring a swimsuit!!!
Also please hurry lmao
[that's a joke, probably. In the event that Naegi is somehow able to make it over the fence of doom at her place, he will indeed find Ayano hanging pathetically upside down from one leg attached to the ladder that sits above a large above ground pool at the end of a wooden deck. She's able to keep herself above water (and from all her blood rushing to her head), but it's a bit of a struggle. She's flailing around a bit dramatically at the time he arrives.
At least she's wearing one of those more modest two piece suits, the kind with the shorts.]
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[ he's fumbling to get over the fence, one foot on the stool he brought and the other foot on the fence itself, ready to jump over. he yells out first because holy shit ]
Ayano?! Are you still there?!
[ DON'T TELL HIM THAT YOU ALREADY DIED ]
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Just..you know, concentrating on floating, instead of dying...
Wait, I mean, I'm just "hanging around", ahaha...ha...[the heat is totally not making her go insane. This is just how she is.]
Can you come use your big strong manly arms to get my leg out from behind the ladder?
I've been here for a while. [yeah, there's a lot of sunburn here]
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[ naegi is kind of panicked about all this so that when be tries to jump over the fence, he lands on his hands and knees. he winces a bit but he wastes no time to run on over to the pool ladder that has ayano trapped. he... doesn't exactly know what he's doing but he'll see if he can somehow free ayano's leg from the ladder without hurting her (though if she falls into the water, hey, not his fault) ]
H-Here, I'll get you free in a sec!
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Thanks, Mac...[Mac!?]
I know I probably should've called the police instead of a thin art boy but I literally would die if a bunch of handsome firefighters with beautiful families showed up to rescue me and I became a conversation topic at dinner. [a splash of frustration!]
I'm so pruney!
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[ he kneels down so he can talk to ayano on a more even level ]
I know it can be embarrassing but that was really dangerous for you to hang like that. What if I didn't respond to your text in time? Or no one was around to help?