[ they're not random sex scenes in his canon i guess! also whoa... let's not be hasty, animal ears and tails mean you actually live tho ]
It's very likely. [ should he be exposing his memories to someone who had a crane stuffed into his mailbox? that's not exactly something to judge a person on, especially because Retrospec does whatever the heck it wants or something ] I was friends with at least one other cat-earred individual.
[ or maybe he'll only grow stronger with an ahoge, animal ears, and a tail! you don't know!!! that's the kind of thing that builds character and mental fortitude. ]
No. I haven't seen him. In any case, I don't want to wait for him, but...
[ you just want him to be a furry. he won't give in to this life!! ]
[ also holy shit, naegi has been so busy trying to ignore the crane that it actually fucked off somewhere. he wanted to get rid of it but not like this. not where it runs off and terrorizes poor children or whatever ]
A-Are you serious?! Where the hell did it go?!
[ i'm going to say that it just fucking bolted and it's no longer in the park. it's out EXPLORING THE CITY, ENJOYING THE SIGHTS, and free from its dumb human ]
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[ it's been scientifically confirmed that ANYONE looks better with furry additions. google it! actually probably don't i have no idea what might come up ]
... I promise that if I see the crane on the news, rampaging through the streets and destroying property, I won't call the police on you.
[ he fails at keeping his snort and chuckle in, covering his face with both hands. ]
But if it'll make you feel better, you can keep the fish.
[ for keeping the swelling down AND a quick fry! incredible. ]
[ omg, if i were a braver people, i would google it but not today, satan. my search history needs to remain pure for now ]
T-Thanks for both!
[ HE GUESSES?? oh my god, the panic and fear is settling in. murder games got nothing compared to the cold and dark fear of your exotic bird running away and acting like godzilla on a group of kids somewhere ]
Can you let me know if it really does show up on the news? I gotta run and find it before it gets hurt or it hurts someone lose!
[ i kind of want the crane to attack leon while leon fucks off and naegi is screaming on the other side of the city ]
If it does, I'll let you know as soon as possible.
[ with a thoughtful hum, he taps his chin with a finger before nodding as a way to reinforce the agreement. besides, it's not like a crane can actually do that much? even if it's mad! someone's gotta have like a car or a sword or magic. one of those things would certainly stop a potentially endangered species of crane. ]
But for now, I will take my leave. Regardless of how things go, please feel free to stop by my cafe if you ever get the chance! I may put a ban on cranes, but... well, I can make exceptions.
[ the crane totally hears this and will 'persuade' Leon later. ]
[ you can disguise yourself all you want but i'll always figure out your true identity, satan ]
Thanks, I really appreciate it. Can you text me the name of your cafe later? I'll definitely make sure to drop by sometime!
[ the crane is just waiting in the bushes, waiting for leon to start heading off in some other direction, free from naegi, so it can begin its attack. death to all kemonomimi characters ]
[ INCREDIBLE satan is a furry i guess... WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK ]
Of course. The Tea Kittle is a fine establishment, one that will protect you from strange attacks from birds.
[ but he'll remember to text Makoto with the name anyway. because he said he would.
rubbing the back of his head, he looks around apprehensively, in hopes that the crane isn't close enough to attack him while his guard is up. naturally, he wouldn't let it go down, but cranes give no fks ]
Take care of yourself. Make sure to freeze that fish as soon as you can, so that it does not go bad.
[ when you really think about it for a few minutes.............. is it truly that surprising that satan is a furry? let's analyze this ]
Mm, yeah, I will so thanks again for everything!
[ he's a bit panicked and in a rush so sorry, leon, he's just kind of RUNNING OFF RIGHT AFTERWARDS. look at him go, running as fast and as far as his tiny legs can take him with the fish in his arms. it's truly a wonderful scene. ]
[ all while the crane lurks in the background. it's ready to strike, may leon say his final prayers ]
[ you're goddamn right it'd hate leon w/ a tail. it'll actually probably come to peck and grab and pull on the tail tbh so!! actually, do you wanna end the thread here so then i can tag your event top-level and have Revenge of the Crane as it comes after leon's tail ]
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It's very likely. [ should he be exposing his memories to someone who had a crane stuffed into his mailbox? that's not exactly something to judge a person on, especially because Retrospec does whatever the heck it wants or something ] I was friends with at least one other cat-earred individual.
He was a good singer, too.
[ why does his chest feel so... tight. ]
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Do you know he's here? On the network?
[ it seems to be a common thing for people to come from the same world and be on the same app ]
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No. I haven't seen him. In any case, I don't want to wait for him, but...
[ he sighs, and looks around. ]
... your crane is gone.
[ oh no. ANIME IS REAL ]
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[ also holy shit, naegi has been so busy trying to ignore the crane that it actually fucked off somewhere. he wanted to get rid of it but not like this. not where it runs off and terrorizes poor children or whatever ]
A-Are you serious?! Where the hell did it go?!
[ i'm going to say that it just fucking bolted and it's no longer in the park. it's out EXPLORING THE CITY, ENJOYING THE SIGHTS, and free from its dumb human ]
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... I promise that if I see the crane on the news, rampaging through the streets and destroying property, I won't call the police on you.
[ he fails at keeping his snort and chuckle in, covering his face with both hands. ]
But if it'll make you feel better, you can keep the fish.
[ for keeping the swelling down AND a quick fry! incredible. ]
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T-Thanks for both!
[ HE GUESSES?? oh my god, the panic and fear is settling in. murder games got nothing compared to the cold and dark fear of your exotic bird running away and acting like godzilla on a group of kids somewhere ]
Can you let me know if it really does show up on the news? I gotta run and find it before it gets hurt or it hurts someone lose!
[ i kind of want the crane to attack leon while leon fucks off and naegi is screaming on the other side of the city ]
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If it does, I'll let you know as soon as possible.
[ with a thoughtful hum, he taps his chin with a finger before nodding as a way to reinforce the agreement. besides, it's not like a crane can actually do that much? even if it's mad! someone's gotta have like a car or a sword or magic. one of those things would certainly stop a potentially endangered species of crane. ]
But for now, I will take my leave. Regardless of how things go, please feel free to stop by my cafe if you ever get the chance! I may put a ban on cranes, but... well, I can make exceptions.
[ the crane totally hears this and will 'persuade' Leon later. ]
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Thanks, I really appreciate it. Can you text me the name of your cafe later? I'll definitely make sure to drop by sometime!
[ the crane is just waiting in the bushes, waiting for leon to start heading off in some other direction, free from naegi, so it can begin its attack. death to all kemonomimi characters ]
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Of course. The Tea Kittle is a fine establishment, one that will protect you from strange attacks from birds.
[ but he'll remember to text Makoto with the name anyway. because he said he would.
rubbing the back of his head, he looks around apprehensively, in hopes that the crane isn't close enough to attack him while his guard is up. naturally, he wouldn't let it go down, but cranes give no fks ]
Take care of yourself. Make sure to freeze that fish as soon as you can, so that it does not go bad.
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Mm, yeah, I will so thanks again for everything!
[ he's a bit panicked and in a rush so sorry, leon, he's just kind of RUNNING OFF RIGHT AFTERWARDS. look at him go, running as fast and as far as his tiny legs can take him with the fish in his arms. it's truly a wonderful scene. ]
[ all while the crane lurks in the background. it's ready to strike, may leon say his final prayers ]
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and yes Leon will also leave. eventually. god RIP in pieces ]
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[ i would be okay with that ]
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one day he opens the cafe and the crane just sits. right in front of the door. waiting
always watching
lurking ]
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and then... ]