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optimistical) wrote2017-08-24 07:39 am
optimistical) wrote2017-08-24 07:39 am
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[ okay, the eye and heart should be easy enough. he goes ahead and circles those as gently as he can, without pressing down too hard on theo's skin. however, that last one is, uh... ]
Um, the left kidney is... here?
[ since theo's eyes are closed, he can see naegi's marker hovering over a spot somewhat... in the area... of the kidney?? he honestly has no idea. he never took an anatomy class before ]
Um, the left kidney is... here?
[ since theo's eyes are closed, he can see naegi's marker hovering over a spot somewhat... in the area... of the kidney?? he honestly has no idea. he never took an anatomy class before ]
[Hey Ichi you're the worst
Akiko looks surprised by this accusation. Umm... yes? They're free in the kitchen, so...]
Have you ever seen anyone else try them?
[The flavors are pretty weird ones, if he remembers right.]
Akiko looks surprised by this accusation. Umm... yes? They're free in the kitchen, so...]
Have you ever seen anyone else try them?
[The flavors are pretty weird ones, if he remembers right.]
[Cracking an eye open, briefly. It probably looks somewhat comical what with the marker.]
You don't know? It's around here.
[Finally, acting in a hospital drama has bequeathed him useful knowledge. He traces a circle around the kidney with a finger before shutting his eye again.]
You don't know? It's around here.
[Finally, acting in a hospital drama has bequeathed him useful knowledge. He traces a circle around the kidney with a finger before shutting his eye again.]
[ :)))))))))) ]
"Are you kidding me? Who the fuck wants to try those?"
"T-The flavors were too strong for me... Um, i-it was like... meat and hot pepper..."
"Are you kidding me? Who the fuck wants to try those?"
"T-The flavors were too strong for me... Um, i-it was like... meat and hot pepper..."
Ah, thanks.
[ thank god that at least theo knows or else naegi would have circled some random spot instead. now with theo's help, naegi circles the last part and he pulls back, putting the cap back on the marker. ]
Okay... now what?
[ thank god that at least theo knows or else naegi would have circled some random spot instead. now with theo's help, naegi circles the last part and he pulls back, putting the cap back on the marker. ]
Okay... now what?
[W-well, let's not be too hasty now, interjects a fluffy-haired student. There are many people here, it's doubtful Akiko's the only one who could have taken a candy...]
Did, um... anyone find a candy laying around?
[Discarded in the trash, or smashed underfoot, or otherwise uneaten?]
Did, um... anyone find a candy laying around?
[Discarded in the trash, or smashed underfoot, or otherwise uneaten?]
[There's another click of a light turning on. It's a spotlight actually, shining down on a shiny, shiny scalpel.
Next to it is a note:
Begin the operation.
Not that Theo can see from where he's laying.]
...What was that click?
[He can, at least, tell that it sounded ominous as hell.]
Next to it is a note:
Begin the operation.
Not that Theo can see from where he's laying.]
...What was that click?
[He can, at least, tell that it sounded ominous as hell.]
"What? You mean some wrapped up? Are you getting hungry?"
"He obviously means unwrapped, you idiot."
"Hey, yeah, now that I fucking think about it! Some asshole left a piece of that durian flavour gummy shit on the hallway floor. My shoe smelt like fucking death until I had to go wash it off!"
"Haha, that's what you get for not looking where you're going."
"Shut the fuck up!"
[ naegi remains quiet during all this banter and looks over to tatsuma silently. is this the type of evidence that you need? ]
"He obviously means unwrapped, you idiot."
"Hey, yeah, now that I fucking think about it! Some asshole left a piece of that durian flavour gummy shit on the hallway floor. My shoe smelt like fucking death until I had to go wash it off!"
"Haha, that's what you get for not looking where you're going."
"Shut the fuck up!"
[ naegi remains quiet during all this banter and looks over to tatsuma silently. is this the type of evidence that you need? ]
[ naegi looks at the direction of the new light and he immediately feels a chill run down his spine. he doesn't answer theo's question right away as he stares at the scalpel but he eventually finds his voice ]
I... I think they actually want me to...
[ he swallows ]
... cut you open.
I... I think they actually want me to...
[ he swallows ]
... cut you open.
[...
He looks between Akiko and the other students causing the fuss, expression serious.]
You... got in an argument with Akiko the other day, didn't you?
[The dream fills in the blanks for him - this is the super high school level origami artist.]
He looks between Akiko and the other students causing the fuss, expression serious.]
You... got in an argument with Akiko the other day, didn't you?
[The dream fills in the blanks for him - this is the super high school level origami artist.]
[?!
He's actually about to sit up when the clasps click over his arms, no doubt intended to force him to stay put for the operation.]
Fuck-- seriously?!
He's actually about to sit up when the clasps click over his arms, no doubt intended to force him to stay put for the operation.]
Fuck-- seriously?!
[ the origami artist looks over at tatsuma, their expression difficult to read. ]
"Hm... yes, perhaps I did but what does that have to do with the case?"
"Hm... yes, perhaps I did but what does that have to do with the case?"
[ and just as immediately as the clasps closen over theo's arms, the large tv screen in the room lights up. on it is a... mouse with a gas mask? what a very specific and strange detail. ]
"Hey there, you miserable test subjects! I see that you're going along with the surgery, that's great! You know, I worked really hard on that so I'm excited to see it in action! Whew, okay! So, it's really easy. The test subject with the dumb hair just needs to take the scalpel and cut along the lines that he drew on the test subject who willingly agreed to this. Don't worry, it's really easy. I could do this with my eyes closed!"
"Hey there, you miserable test subjects! I see that you're going along with the surgery, that's great! You know, I worked really hard on that so I'm excited to see it in action! Whew, okay! So, it's really easy. The test subject with the dumb hair just needs to take the scalpel and cut along the lines that he drew on the test subject who willingly agreed to this. Don't worry, it's really easy. I could do this with my eyes closed!"
[ kill bill sirens time to play how fast will makoto naegi try to jump out a window
On this auspicious day of many eights, Chiyo is unsuspecting that things may be afoot or that any out of body experiences may occur. For all she knows, the only thing that's about to happen is a nice date with her boyfriend.
She's at the mall, waiting at the front at the time she and Daisuke agreed to meet. Will it be Daisuke who'll meet her? Will Daisuke even show up? Will anyone show up on time? Will Chiyo have to send text messages, wondering if she got stood up on this day? ]
On this auspicious day of many eights, Chiyo is unsuspecting that things may be afoot or that any out of body experiences may occur. For all she knows, the only thing that's about to happen is a nice date with her boyfriend.
She's at the mall, waiting at the front at the time she and Daisuke agreed to meet. Will it be Daisuke who'll meet her? Will Daisuke even show up? Will anyone show up on time? Will Chiyo have to send text messages, wondering if she got stood up on this day? ]
| | [ we're starting to take bets. c'mon, let's hear some bets for five minutes. makoto naegi jumping out of a window in five minutes. how about two minutes? let's hear those bids. let's hear them ] [ honestly, naegi has to constantly wonder if he killed someone in his past life (well... his past past life, not the dangan one) for him to constantly end up in these situations. he just wants one day where he's not dealing with retrospec's nonsense, his own life's nonsense, or any other nonsense. he just wants to Rest, please, but unfortunately, that day of r&r is not today. today, he's out on a date. [ ................ with daisuke's girlfriend ] [ bodyswap plots always seemed a lot more fun when you watched them on tv and you weren't actually part of it. after probably being coached by daisuke for a couple of hours, naegi begins walking to the spot that daisuke was originally supposed to meet with chiyo. naegi finds his stomach doing backflips that would put some olympic gymnasts to shame and as he spots out chiyo, he starts chanting to himself to keep cool keep cool give a cool greeting ] H-Hey, Chiyo! [ fucking nailed it ] |
[ He nailed it so hard that Chiyo tilts her head to the side. When she likes someone, her field of vision becomes narrow enough that people begin question her common sense. Something is off. She can tell, but she can't quite put her finger on it.
She smiles brightly all the same, waving. ]
Hi, Daisuke! Are you ready?
[ It's a chance for "Daisuke" to say he's not feeling well, and Chiyo would accept it, albeit regretfully. ]
She smiles brightly all the same, waving. ]
Hi, Daisuke! Are you ready?
[ It's a chance for "Daisuke" to say he's not feeling well, and Chiyo would accept it, albeit regretfully. ]
Akiko's... honest. If she just had a wrapper with her, it would've been because she already ate the candy and was waiting to throw it away.
But if someone just took the wrapper, they were probably trying to... frame her.
But if someone just took the wrapper, they were probably trying to... frame her.
| | [ This must be Daisuke's roommate? Ren has only seen him in passing, so it's odd to wake up to a room that isn't his. Huh. Well, he sneaks around to check everything out, a little nosy and meddlesome now that he isn't in his own body. Whenever Naegi returns home, there's a note on the fridge.  Ominous. ] |
[Very specific and definitely meaningless.
Theo's also definitely straining against those clasps as definitely-not-Calhoun talks.]
I thought we were supposed to be able to get out of here alive!
[There's no way they can pull off an actual operation of the sort.]
Theo's also definitely straining against those clasps as definitely-not-Calhoun talks.]
I thought we were supposed to be able to get out of here alive!
[There's no way they can pull off an actual operation of the sort.]
| | [ "daisuke" has promised the real daisuke that he will do his best on this date not to ruin whatever little reputation that the real one has so it's okay. he'll go through with the date. he'll do his best!! ] Y-Yeah, I am. Are you? [ ... though yeah, "daisuke" doesn't sound so good. he looks real nervous in fact ] |
"I see. So you're trying to say that I framed her but if that's the case, Mr Detective, where is your evidence? What proves that I did such a thing?"
[ very ominous... naegi has been out to do a quick run to the grocery store to buy a few ingredients for dinner (pasta sauce was on sale so he grabbed as many jars as he could!!) so when he returns home, he heads straight to the kitchen. it doesn't take him long to see the note on the fridge and after setting the bags of sauce on the floor, he takes the sheet off the fridge. he looks at it and then flips it to see if there's anything written on the back. ]
... Daisuke? Did you write this note?
[ he calls out while still examining the note ]
... Daisuke? Did you write this note?
[ he calls out while still examining the note ]
[ definitely-not-calhoun just tilts his head and lets out a loud whine ]
"Huhhhhhhh? Where on Earth did you get that idea, test subject who willingly agreed to this? Not once did I say anything about you guys leaving this alive! It's not my fault you guys assumed the best in the worst situation ever!"
[ while definitely-not-calhoun goes off on his rambling, naegi moves over to put his hands on the clasps ]
L-Let me get these off you-- ow!
[ and not a second after naegi touched the clasps, a strong shock of electricity runs through them, hurting both naegi and theo ]
"Hey, test subject with the dumb hair! Hands off! Just get to operating already! I don't have all day and I certainly don't get paid enough to put up with waiting!"
"Huhhhhhhh? Where on Earth did you get that idea, test subject who willingly agreed to this? Not once did I say anything about you guys leaving this alive! It's not my fault you guys assumed the best in the worst situation ever!"
[ while definitely-not-calhoun goes off on his rambling, naegi moves over to put his hands on the clasps ]
L-Let me get these off you-- ow!
[ and not a second after naegi touched the clasps, a strong shock of electricity runs through them, hurting both naegi and theo ]
"Hey, test subject with the dumb hair! Hands off! Just get to operating already! I don't have all day and I certainly don't get paid enough to put up with waiting!"
Ack--
[There's a yelp of pain at the electricity as it jolts through his body, and he lays back, trying to keep his breathing under control even as a burning sensation sears his wrists.]
Shit!
[There's a yelp of pain at the electricity as it jolts through his body, and he lays back, trying to keep his breathing under control even as a burning sensation sears his wrists.]
Shit!
Um...
[He can feel it in his gut. For all his cool and collected behavior, something is definitely up with the Origamikiller student. But...]
There was... origami left behind.
[He can feel it in his gut. For all his cool and collected behavior, something is definitely up with the Origami
There was... origami left behind.
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